For Sale: Michigan - Make your best offer

It's time to act. I suggest the United States of America sell the state of Michigan to Canada. The price can be discounted, alot. It is well worth whatever the price considering the loss the USA continues to have with having Michigan in our Union. Let Canada, bail out the Auto Makers, supply health care to the unemployed, create a new local government and police the crime and drug problem. The location is perfect, housing is affordable and we'll even let you keep the sport franchises and military bases. Everything that once made Michigan grand is now old and busted. It is time to sell and move on.