You're fat

Well, I'm getting old I guess. My wife's family has a big Easter celebration in Spanish Fork every year. It's a pretty enjoyable time with a good dinner and a big Easter egg hunt for the kids. Anyway, I was talking to one of Janalyn's 5 year old cousins and I asked him,

"Hey Benjamin, are you in school yet?"

His response?

"Yeah, I like it a lot."

Later I asked Janalyn's aunt, this kids mom, how it was to have all of her kids in school now.

She says, "Well, Benjamin is still at home."

What the H? This little kid had lied to me over something stupid. I went over to him and said,

"Hey Ben, why did you tell me you were in school when you really weren't?"

So the kid just kind of looks at me for like 30 seconds with this really strange look on his face.

He finally says, "You're fat."

That was it. No explanation, no other response. I of course started laughing hysterically. Everyone else of course wanted to know what was so funny so Ben starts yelling,

"He's Fat! Chris is Fat!"

Looks like I need to hit the weights or something.